Thursday, May 24, 2007

Jesus Christ went to Prison Today

Jesus Christ went to prison today.
He was resurrected outside Washington DC
And immediately attended an antiwar rally.

Jesus finally appeared and
When they took him away,
Fox News didn’t know what to do.

Here was Jesus, resurrected
And he turns out to be a liberal
So they pulled the story

And ran one instead
About a celebrity who forgot
To put her pants on.


Sewa Yoleme said...

You'd think there'd be room for both Jesus AND Paris Hilton.

But you'd be wrong.

The Jotter said...

Just what I needed on a Friday, afternoon.